ABC Family is changing it’s name because it’s not a regular network, it’s a cool network. Come January, ABC Fam is going to be called Freeform. Whatever the hell that means. #Freeform #FreeMeFromThisName #FreeMeFromTryingToFindOutWhoAIs
Since I’m clearly not a fan of this new name, I’ve put together a list of names that ABC Family should have considered. Some are a little lengthily, but IMO, they really represent what the network means to its viewers.
1. TWISN: The Who is A Network
2. TCWYDGG: The channel where you discovered Gilmore Girls
3. INA7HA: It’s not all 7th Heaven anymore
4. STLAS: Sitcoms that last a season
5. 25DOCSIX: 25 Days of Christmas starts in X amount of days
6. FCDTT13NOH: Forever counting down to the 13 Nights of Halloween
7. SN: Syndication Nation
8. YPLLISO: Yes, PLL is still on
9. SSLOTATRYL: Sorry SLOTAT (Secret Life of the American Teenager, OBVI) ruined your life
10. MTWDUFYHW: Movies that will distract you from your homework
11. TBTTTGS: TBT to that gymnastics show
12. ZBZF: Zeta Beta Zeta Forever
